Burning Question: Do you want a handheld device that helps you instantly identify Ontarians every November?

Whether it’s where Vancouver’s daily trash goes or what kind of monster can eat raw parsley, there are things the inquisitive mind wants to know. We ask the important questions so you don’t have to.

This week’s curious question is “November Umbrella. Is it important or is it something that only Ontario transplants deem necessary?”

“I’m for November umbrellas. Coastal rainforests.”
– Tristan Risk, writer, director, actor and lowly priestess

“Don’t go out in the rain if you’re not ready to get wet. And when you finally reach your destination, you’ll be dry, happy, and daring to think you can close your umbrella without a splash.From top to bottom, you’ll Humble again! Dear People of Earth. Rain is invincible, and it always is.
– Alternative pop artist Mauvey from London via Vancouver

“Close your umbrella and open your eyes. We live in the rainforest. Yeah, in the rainforest you have to take part in the capitalist hellscape and you want to get your shoes/suit/hair It’s crazy brute force to say no./The newly purchased item (which I was hoping would give a real and lasting hit of dopamine for longer than it actually was) wet. Umbrellas aren’t your eternal love We’ll lose them sticking out another person’s eye under the blanket [please… c’mon]Get yourself a big hooded jacket and do your best to accept seven months of super-soak time. Besides, with all this rain, who knows if you’re actually lamenting endless pain and injustice. City Hall conveniently ignores it.
-CFOX Weekend Deejay, Media Outkast, Casey-Jo Loos

“Real Vancouverites don’t use umbrellas.”
– Jack 96.9 Morning Show Host Drex

“Every time I see someone with an umbrella, I think of two things. First, that person is not from Vancouver. I mean you should go back to Toronto, or where you’re from and where it doesn’t rain.To live in Vancouver is to embrace the elements, especially the rain.Fuck your umbrella for cowardice.Fuck your discrimination ( “Oh, the water in this shower is so refreshing and relaxing, but the water from this sky is so terrifying that you can’t let a single drop touch your body.”). Fuck it all. Water falling from a shower head is like water falling from the sky, dummy. You’ll want to live here, you’ll learn to brave the elements and stop hiding behind umbrellas. “
– Music and Arts Entrepreneur Jonathan Simkin

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