12 of the most ridiculous ceremonies and traditions of the British royal family

When the soon-to-be King Prince Charles was in his low rank, he cheated on then-married Camilla Parker-Bowles with his wife, Princess Diana. Bowles, the world’s leading child hanging there, is now Queen Consort of England.

I’m not ashamed that these people are cheating (shit happens, you know?), However, pointing out that a “rogue radio enthusiast” recorded a phone call between the two in 1989, this exchange:

charles:Oh, God. I live in your pants or something. It would be much easier!

Camilla: (laughs) What are you transforming into, Knickers? (both laugh). Oh you’re gonna come back as a pair of knickers.

charles: Or, God forbid, Tampax. Only my luck! (smile)

I’m not kink-shaming here, bcome uponYou are king.Surely you have a better game than this one.