Spoofing Tim Hortons running at Tims Run Club

Famous Canadian coffee chain Tim Hortons has launched an attack on runners with the new Tims Run Club. The only running club that does not run at all.

go to #tims run Become a member of Tim’s Run Club, the only running club without running.drop #NationalCoffeeDaySept. 29 at 11:00 am (ET) visit https://t.co/aKG9K8QyE9 you can know more. pic.twitter.com/wgi3ndbEOk

— Tim Hortons (@TimHortons) September 26, 2022

A running club without running wouldn’t be fun, but Tim Hortons apparently created a running club in honor of the millions of Canadians who visit his restaurant every day (aka “Tim’s Run”).

“Running can be done from the comfort of a car seat, with slides and socks,” he insists. press release“The best kind of running is the one that doesn’t require a km/h tracking watch.”

We’re not sure what the “km/h watch” is, but the fast food chain has also released a limited edition Tims Run Club apparel line featuring popular running gear like the premium and classic Tims Run Windbreaker, high socks and more. A 5-panel red hat that wicks sweat and dries quickly.

Tim Hortons releases this exclusive clothing line to celebrate National Coffee Day on September 29th.