Minnie Driver remembers the “Pervy” director who asked her to forge an orgasm during an audition — “unless she’s crazy about having a real orgasm.”

Minnie Driver has just released her memoirs and excerpts from the book, Management of expectationsI find her looking back at the horrifying audition that left “humiliation”.

In the excerpt displayed in TimesThe driver recalls being an ambitious young actress auditioning for a television commercial that sells chocolate.

In an audition without a script, she wrote that the casting director asked if she saw “when Harry met Sally.” She had.

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“Do you know the scene where she forges orgasm?” He asked, and then instructed her to “eat a piece of chocolate and do it.”

The driver was great. “Are you forging an orgasm?” She replied.

“Yes, unless you want to get the real thing,” he replied.

The driver writes: “I thought of all the girls waiting outside. All of us are actually fighting for the opportunity for humiliation to be dressed in Pick Me! Costumes. I run out of them and warn them. I wanted to tell them that we were better than this and better than lunchtime entertainment for many energetic executives, but of course I. He didn’t do that because the fire was lit and he needed fuel. No matter how nasty the fuel, it burns exactly the same. “

Nevertheless, the driver ate “rebellious” chocolate “shaking his head like Katz’s Delicatessen Meg Ryan”.

“That’s it,” she jokingly calls “Martin Scorsese,” the director tells her, “Show me what the chocolate can really do for you.” bottom.

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“I tried a little more moaning and seizures, and noticed that there was no place to spit out chocolate, I did what many women did in the name of a delightful man, and I swallowed “She wrote.

Then she was asked to do it again. “I don’t think I’ll ever be able to do it again,” she said, her words met Snickers.

One of the room’s advertising executives told her, “Love the course you can,” “It’s the best bit about being a girl!”

At that point, the driver was good enough. “No, what I wanted to say was that I would throw it out, so I would never do it again,” she replied.

“They thought I was talking about chocolate, but it was really disappointing to go with the whole grotesquery. And f *** ing chocolate,” she wrote. “Scorsleazy sneaked his eyes.” Well, all the other girls obviously enjoy this very much. “I collected the jackets I was wearing from the floor, smiled vigorously,” they. Was forging it. ” It wasn’t bad as the exit went on. “

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Management of expectations It will be released on May 12th.